Assumption

“When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Cheers!

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Master of Writing Shit Down

So, I was chatting with my friend, Adrián “The Insane One” Zambrano, a.k.a. “Insaneo” (the man from Tuna Town, a.k.a. Ensenada, who inspired the character of the same name in my webcomic “Nerdmigos”), and the movie Seven Psychopaths came up.  He hadn't seen it, but I said to him that it reminded me of his awesome short stories (read some at his blog, Recomendablemente Apto) and his writing style, and that it inspired me to do a little bit more writing and that I wanted to look for a creative writing workshop or course somewhere.   And he said:

INSANEO:

Do it!

Yo te doy clases.

LESSON 1

Make shit up.

LESSON 2

Write that shit down.

LESSON 3

Make people read you shit.

FINAL STEP

Think of shit.

The end.

Pay me, nigga!

Just made you famous!

Nigga, paaaay meeeee!

Niggga, paaaaaay meeeeeeeeeee!

Nigga owes me 5 dollars.

ISMA:

OK, te los pago en TJ.

INSANEO:

I demand payment in chicken nugget form.

And sweet and sour sauce.

No BBQ.

ISMA:

Hehehe.

INSANEO:

Here you go you cheap bastard:

INSANEO:

Price went up to a 20-piece chicken nugget meal.  Don’t make me ask for a 40-piece!!!

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Christmas Eve Of The Dead

I made this doodle for Christmas. F. Torres, did the colors and I did the pencils. The idea came from shooting the shit with my friend, Adrian “The Insane One” Zambrano. We talked about what if the zombie apocalypse had reached the North Pole, and how Elves could not be turned into undead, since they are magical, but Santa Claus could be turned into a zombie, since he is human. The Elves would then make it their mission to keep Santa Claus alive, although he could pretty well kick ass all by himself. I had a lot of fun with this project.

An in a related note: Check out the book 'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols' by Michael P. Spradlin.

Also, this looks familiar: 'The Last Christmas' by co-writers Gerry Duggan and Brian Posehn and artists Rick Remender, Hilary Barta, and Michele Madsen.

Hice este garabato para Navidad. F. Torres, hizo los colores y yo hice el dibujo a lápiz. La idea vino después de una plática con mi amigo, Adrian “El Insaneo” Zambrano. Hablamos de qué pasaría si el Apocalipsis de los zombis alcanzara a llegar al Polo Norte, y de cómo los duendes no se podrían convertir en muertos vivientes, ya que ellos son mágicos, pero Santa Claus (o Papá Noel, como le llamen) sí podría ser convertido en un zombi, puesto que él es humano. La misión de los duendes, entonces, sería mantener vivo a Santa Claus, aunque él podría chingarse a los zombies bastante bien él solo. Me divertí mucho con este proyecto.

Adquiera una impresión de esta ilustración.

Como una nota relacionada: Busquen el libro 'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols' por Michael P. Spradlin.

También, esto me parece conocido: 'The Last Christmas' por los co-escritores Gerry Duggan y Brian Posehn y los artistas Rick Remender, Hilary Barta, y Michele Madsen.

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